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Memento Deus

remember, I'm a god.

Simon Roberts
13 September 1984
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There I was, five miles from nowhere, when someone came up to me and asked if I had a good idea. What a coincidence; I had a thousand of them. They led me to a yield sign, and before I knew it, I was telling my story to a roomful of vaguely interested onlookers.

This is that story.

Every good writer has a Personal Tragedy, so I have one every day. All of my ideas are lifted from only the most Erstwhile Concept Art. It's only my Cautious Pessimism that expects you to give a damn. If any given opinion about hockey is valid, then My Opinion must be Equally Valid. My philosophy of electronic game design always starts with a question: "Have You Played...?"

If you like this stuff, or alternatively if you hate it but think I might be better at a different genre, you might enjoy my side comic DCF.

What you're seeing is usually raw, unedited, first-draft material, meaning I can't promise 100% total quality every single day. But I can promise a few good laughs and maybe some things to ponder, unless of course you're reading this after I've left my human shell and evolved into a superior being made of pure energy. Pfft, what're the chances of that happening, right?

Remember, I'm a god. Memento Deus.

Rawr! Screech!

I got Kitten LaRamia From

Luna's Lavos Spawn Adoption Agency!

IRL-purposes power word: Kevin Williams. Don't tell anyone who's not a Freemason.
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