April 9th, 2006

Erstwhile Concept Art

Super Mario Bros: A Spike Lee Joint

My name is Bowser. Pay close attention to what I say, because I choose my words with care, and I throw hammers at people who make me repeat myself. I told you my name; that's the who. The where could be best described as a prison cell, although one is not a prisoner if one takes up residence in the prison of one's own castle. As for what, a few days ago, I kidnapped a princess. That's also the when. Why? Well, besides the obvious appeal of collecting a ransom, there's a very simple reason: I'm a gigantic evil turtle.

Which leaves us... with the how.