September 19th, 2006

Mark!

The "Shadow of the Colossus" Drinking Game

Every time you get so damn lost that your trail actually loops back on itself, take a drink.

Provision: If you get to the point where you're swearing at your horse ("You big baby, I've seen the pony in Ocarina of Time jump bigger cliffs than that! When did you polymorph from a horse into a pussy?") then you have to turn off the game and switch to something like Grand Theft Auto where the map actually makes a certain amount of sense.