November 11th, 2006

Mark!

I'm afflicted, you're addicted

This week's DCF is a lot of political engineering! All my Ottawa peeps need to remember to vote on Monday. I'm not gonna tell you who to vote for, but I am going to say that you shouldn't vote for Larry O'Brien, because he has absolutely no idea how to run a city. (Also, the first time I saw him, he was standing in front of a field of corn, to which I shouted, "Bald guy in a cornfield!" If the election had been that night, I would've voted for him. Thank goodness I actually think about my vote before I exercise it!)