December 16th, 2006

Mark!

Advice is worth what you paid for it

If you want to get rip-roaring drunk, drop in on your local liquor store and see if they stock VSOP D'Eaubonne brandy. It says 40% alc./vol on the label, but it's so utterly terrible, I suspect the number is closer to 50%. It smells like piss, it tastes like piss, it's enough to make a man change his opinions on sherry - I think. I intend to test this on a friend of mine who currently hates sherry for most reasons, except the one he thinks is important: it is the most cost-effective way to get drunk (most alcohol per dollar.)

That paragraph had nothing to do with the new comic. Doesn't matter. I think it may be my primary occupation in a couple of months.
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